When London calls, make sure you drop everything, do whatever you have to do to be ready, and then hold on tight. Why? Because the game goes up another notch when it comes to the 2012 April jGrrl, London Keyes. Go BIG or hide under the couch is pretty much how I see it. London Keyes is one special grrl and too much fun. This month you will see our first bit of fun. We have shot a few times and are already planning for more.

She first came to me from my grrl Bobbi Starr. Bobbi introduced us and I was blown away in one minute. Her energy is full on at 10 non-stop. Bobbi told me she was fun and warned me that I would love her, and after our first shoot, I was hooked. Just look at everything that comes out this month and you will see what a lucky fuck I really am. The fotos are sick, but the videos are even better. One night we just shot till we couldn’t shoot anymore (well, I have to admit it was me that could NOT take anymore). She wore me out.

London Keyes tells us that what turns her on the most is kinky, fun, and interesting sex. “For me, having sex is more care-free, having fun, being young and wild. I see a difference between sex and fucking. Fucking is crazy, passionate, insane, and out of your mind insatiable.” And perhaps most importantly, London makes it very clear that making love is “someone else’s sex life.” She explains, “I like to keep it interesting, so making love just isn’t for me.” While making love may not be for London Keyes, we do know she is a fan of anal and Euro-porn, loves kissing with an excellent kisser, and wishes she could have a ménage à trois with Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. “God, I would love to be in that threesome.”

Erotic art photographer Richard Avery wrote of shooting Alexis Ford for Juliland, “Pretty much everything stimulates this perpetually horny minx, right down to the fact that she gets turned on knowing both men & women jerk off to her every day, and to hear Alex tell it, “it’s so fucking hot to think of the big loads that men ejaculate.” Let there be no doubt, Alexis is dirty, and was more than eager to share her love of doggy-style sex. Why doggy? Because Alexis loves it when a man takes control, bends her over and fucks her hard.”

Julieland has pornstar Justine Joli as The Joker from Batman.

Julieland has pornstar Lexi Belle as a sexy clown.

Julieland has a bonafide Easter movie starring Lexi Belle.

Julieland also has girls with tattoos the colors of Easter Eggs.