Archive for the fetish ‘elf’


Xmas Porn Elf Jayme Langford

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009

Porn.com Holidays

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Jayme Langford is one of a kind. She’s a cute little blond that kind of surprises you with her open and honest personality. When she’s not eating pussy, Jayme loves to play guitar and sing for her band, The Pajama Band. But don’t worry, this cutie’s all ready for the holidays! She loves the month of December; it’s filled with all her favorite holidays from her twentieth birthday to Thanksgiving all the way to Hanukah! This University Of Judaism student can still have fun dressed up as an Xmas elf. Don’t forget to open your present from Miss Jayme Langford herself! She wrapped or unwrapped it especially for you! Happy Holidays!

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We love Sexy Fandom

Tuesday, September 1st, 2009

Longtime readers will probably have noticed that we link to SexFandom.com. Sexy Fandom is a blog which updates every day with a lot of posts about hot girls from sites like Whore Lore, Geek Girls Online, and Blue Blood. (We are using their linking codes for the most part, as the point of this BumpITN feature is writing up other sites we love.) The following is our favorite recent post from SexyFandom.com:


Questor Elf Porn Scandal Hits Gauntlet
— Molly Case

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It is all well and good for video game characters when they are popular and their games are flying off the shelves, but what happens after the joysticks are running someone else and the screens go dark? Ms. PacMan turned to prostitution. Frogger dissected. And how about that poor elf Questor whose evil parents took all his gold pieces? The Questor Elf Porn Scandal video goes in-depth into these issues, but the most important questions it asks are “What is that, an arrow?” and “Did you ever bang that Valkyrie chick?”

Can you tell the difference between Spock ears and elf ears?

Thursday, May 28th, 2009

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Check out Whore Lore for more information on the finer points of elf ears.