OK, so I’ve had most of this blog written for a while now, and then I keep getting side-tracked with … well, work. But damn,after watching Carmella Bing’s Housewife 1on1 coming up this week … oh yeah, it’s fucking hot, and it pushed me finally to post this blog. You’ll see why when you read this and then watch the scene because there’s a reference in the scene about something personal between Billy Glide (the big cock in that scene) and me, but now I guess I’m bringing it all out in the open. 
So let’s begin with where I left off … I’ll post pics of Carmella Bing’s #2 Housewife 1on1 when I have them.
And I want you to know … if you can’t already tell with my cryptic intro, there’s some stuff coming up in this installment that’s a bit different from my other two. Yes, there’s some juicy info about the hot scene I was watching live, but a lot of it is really relaying a day in the life of StarGirl in LA …. I was on the verge of something as steamy as some of the scenes I was watching. Consider yourself warned … or inspired to read on.
OK, so re-read my 2nd installment and then join me … As soon as the scene ends at this beautiful house in the valley, there’s this awkward moment when the girl gets off her knees and goes to the bathroom, and we all bust up laughing. It’s sad and mean and wrong, I know, but it’s what happened. And then we all kinda stared at each other, like … what a fucking waste of a day here, and then Tony, always the guy to break an awkward silence, says to me … “Hey Amy! Why don’t you jump in? I’m sure Billy has one more left in him! Are you ready?” And both Billy and I look at each other, open-mouthed and weird, because up until that moment, we hadn’t even said more than two words to each other. Thanks, Tony. So I think at that point I stuttered a no, turned bright red in the face, and turned away.
And that’s about the time the girl returns from the bathroom, so I turn my attention to her, thinking that talking to her will be safer. So she walks up, grabs a bottle of water, and, like Billy earlier, starts chatting me up … with no clothes on. Not a robe, a t-shirt, nothing … just standing in the kitchen, naked and barefoot, making small talk, and I seriously almost spit water all over the kitchen counter when she asked me, “So, are you in the next scene?” Oh boy. Good times right there, I’m telling ya. I was so shocked at her question that I probably blurted out NO! way too fast, but well … that’s what happened. Maybe that was rude of me, but I’m not here to candy coat my behavior. It is what it is.
We sit around the kitchen for a little while longer … Billy talking to me about San Diego and surfing and skydiving. Apparently, he’s very into skydiving. Then Laura and I pack up to go back to Brett’s house to watch the rest of his final scene of the day, and we hadn’t even pulled out of the driveway before Laura gets a text from Tony saying that Billy thinks I’m cute. Awww. Of course, Laura screams, “What … is this fucking high school!?!” I thought it was sweet.
We get back to Brett’s set, and he is about halfway done shooting Neighbor Affair with Cheyne Collins and Livia Lane.
And uh, I didn’t realize this, but Cheyne is really fucking HOT!! Way cuter in person … and Livia Lane is absolutely gorgeous!! Her hourglass figure and beautiful face!! WOW. And she’s super sweet to boot, and I’m thinking … FINALLY, a fantastic scene to watch!!!!
They both were awesome together and genuinely sweet and respectful of one another … and it was wild. I was sitting just a couple feet from them fucking each other! I was RIGHT THERE!!! So of course when I saw the scene go live, I tell everyone … “See them? Well, I was RIGHT THERE!!!!!!” And point to right off the screen. Yep, I’m a dork. But … any one of you would do the same thing fucking thing. You know you would!
So as the scene comes to an end (heehee … pun intended) … well, a little back story … Cheyne and Billy are roommates, along with Cheyne’s wife Chenin Blanc!! So she comes bounding on to the set just as Cheyne pops on Livia’s face, declaring that Billy wants to take me on a date. Before I even saw Chenin or met her, I heard her say my name and ask where I was … “Where is this Amy I keep hearing about?” Mind you, it had been about an hour or two since I met Billy, so what does she mean she keeps hearing about me?? But when I do meet her, she is very nice and tells me that Billy has been calling her and texting her, asking her to ask me to go to sushi with them that night. Very high school … and very fucking cute. Why couldn’t he ask me himself? I don’t know, but I find it oddly adorable … big cock porn star, very humble and shy. Now while I was very flattered, it was admittedly all very strange and sudden, so I declined. After all, I had sushi plans with Brett and Laura, and then Laura and I were hitting up downtown after dinner …. So I politely said maybe another time, and Cheyne and Chenin left.
But back to the pop shot real quick … Cheyne has a nice dick, and Livia Lane is very pretty with huge eyes. And when he cums on her face, we’re all just sitting there watching … Did I mention I was RIGHT THERE!!?!!!!!?!!!!! It was pretty awesome, and then I don’t know which one of the guys said it … but someone suggested a Crewkake!! Crewkake … get it? Like bukake? Hilarious. So as she’s there on her knees with cum on her face, I can just picture all the other guys circling around her, cumming on her face and calling it a Crewkake!! That’s pretty fucking funny. I really do love my job so much. I laugh all the time, and I watch hot people have sex. Wow, my life is pretty alright. Oh yeah, and I have porn stars hitting on me. YEAH!!
So THEN … at dinner … the drama continues. About halfway through dinner … after some yummy miso soup, Brett made a phone call, chatted for a minute, and then handed me the phone. I had no idea who it could be, and then he said, “It’s Billy.” I choked on my caterpillar roll and wanted to kill Brett. Laura of course is LOVING watching me squirm.
I chat with him for a few minutes, making fun of Brett and the clumsy things he does all the time, like a few months back, at that very restaurant, when he knocked over an entire shelf of expensive sake while at dinner with, strangely enough … Billy Glide … so finally I say goodbye and glaringly hand the phone back to Brett. OK, OK … I admit it was pretty funny but all very high school. But wait, I didn’t get this much play in high school … no way. So really, I’m ok with it, and damn, it makes a good story, right?
Within minutes, Laura gets a text message, laughs out loud, and hands it to me, saying it’s from Billy … “Hey Laura, what’s my call time for tonight?”
Now that’s funny!
So by this time, I am honestly getting more and more intrigued. He’s obviously interested and pursuing me, so … for the first time, I’m entertaining the possibility of going on a date with a porn star. Hmmm….. might be fun, right?
Laura sees the look on my face and knows I’m contemplating it and says … “NO!!! Amy, you weigh 100 pounds. He will tear you in half!! NOOOOO!!!”
So, it hasn’t happened … yet! But we talked on the phone a couple times and he wants to take me skydiving. I’m thinking that would be a really fun way to join the mile high club, right?
So now that you’ve read this, watch Carmella Bing #2 on Housewife 1on1 this week. You’ll know what I’m talking about.
I promise to be back soon with more blogging … maybe after LA Erotica. I should have some good stories to tell then.
