If you like ‘em goth, you like ‘em like Dana Dark, with her jet hair, bloodred lips, perfect body and bat tats. Here, in this very goth GothicSluts set, she gets nice and comfy, mostly naked in photographer Forrest Black's coffin — and where, I ask, could a beautiful deathrocker be more comfortabuls?

Matching April’s candy cane and raising her Saint Nicki and a pervy lesbo elf are Michelle Aston and Aiden Starr. Who better than Aiden, then, to frolic as a green lipped corseted elf to Michelle Aston’s stiletto-heeled Santa? The answer is none, none more better. In these shots (also by Amelia G & Forrest Black), things go from playful to PLAYFUL if you know what I mean, and if two dirty girls are having fun then it’s these two. You are never going to see two hotter women getting it on in holiday costumes, I guarantee it. After some luscious shots detailing these two beauties’ very special attributes, they get delightfully busy, and strategic portions of both Santa’s and elf-girl’s wardrobe go bye-bye along with my holiday gloom, and probably yours too if you’ve got any taste in the ladies.

I remember the first time I saw a photograph of April Flores on the cover of a coffee table book and she just took my breath away. I believe the book was by Carlos Batts who shoots for Blue Blood's GothicSluts as well. I'm going to have to look for it in my cluttered bookshelves. This winter wonderland holiday series is shot by Amelia G and Forrest Black and there is such vibrancy of personality in these pictures. This busty beauty with her Coca-Cola can red hair and the candy cane dress and the actual candy cane she sucks seductively and then puts to good use . . . getting to see this set is the best holiday gift I could imagine. Wow, just wow.

Amelia G didn't shoot this set, but her commentary on it in the BarelyEvil members area is, “Heidi is a cute reindeer with gift bows for the season. Everybody ready for the holidays? Got your virgins bound and your goat sacrifices stabled and your pig's blood refrigerated and your ceremonial daggers sharpened? Good, good.” I just don't know what I can add to that.

I still have fond memories of Superna's bud-endowed photo shoot from 4/20 — yummy AND aromatic, what's not to love? Here she eschews the greenbud for a chainsaw in BarelyEvil photos taken at the home of horror legend (and Texas Chainsaw Massacre III screenwriter) David J. Schow. Is it just me, or is there something exceptionally erotic about a hot tatooed chick waving a chainsaw at you? Naked Superna cuts like a knife… but feels so right.

Michelle Aston gets down and dirty, literally this time, digging around in a basement sporting high heels and chains. Whether she's digging for treasure or just checking where the bodies are buried doesn't matter much, since it's all about the journey to the center of the Earth, innit? And the journey to Michelle's hot, curvy, tattooed bod.

I've long been a fan of Troma pictures actress, horror model, photographer, witchcraft devotee, artist and comic book star Cali Ford; it's great to see this famous hot tattooed blonde in this gorgeous black & white BarelyEvil series from Amelia G & Forrest Black, where Cali starts out lusciously bikini-clad and ends up wearing nothing. Cali rules!

Candace looks so good tarted up for a rave in cat ears, a fuzzy bikini top and brightly-colored hippy pants I'm almost distracted from her cute face and adorable tattoos. But it's the whole package that makes her so damn hot. This EroticBPM set shows plenty of her, and I love it.

Tattooed and gorgeous Michelle Aston in a pink PVC bikini and high heels — this I like. Her flaunting a riding crop — this I love. Michelle spreading those kissable cherry lips and tonguing an acrylic dildo… words cannot express, my friends, how hot THAT one is.

Are slutty, kinky bookworms your favorite? Holly struts her stuff in a pair of tight black PVC hot pants and fishnet stockings in this sexy EroticBPM update, but it's the librarian glasses that really do it for me.